The Craigslist Incident by Jason Fisk

Author:Jason Fisk
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: the craigslist incident, jason fisk, unsolicited press
Publisher: Unsolicited Press
Published: 2022-03-28T00:00:00+00:00

Just u n me?

Shane: nice seeing u! Srry I fel a sleep ☹

Edna: It was nice seeing you too. Where are you? At the hotel?

Shane: u r mch better looking irl than onlne

Edna: You are too! So cute!

Shane: m @ hotel i feel bad w/ ur mom paying

Edna: I’m sorry about my mom. She’s just super protective of me ever since my dad died. Once she gets to know you she’ll lighten up. On a positive note Jenny thinks you’re cool (and cute).

Shane: nice 2 meet her i wish...

Edna: ????

Shane: i wish we cld hve more time u know just u n me?

Edna: Agreed. It would have been nice to talk to just you.

Shane: maybe someday huh?

Edna: Yeah, maybe someday.

Shane: u r gr8

Edna: You too.

Shane: i like u

Edna: I like you too.

Shane: ...

Edna: ... ?

Shane: i dn’t know ... imagined it turning out different

Edna: What do you mean?

Shane: us going out alone 2 maybe a candlelit dinner...

Edna: Shane you hardly have enough gas money for the trip home, and I’m broke. How would we be able to go out to a nice dinner?

Shane: i get it

Edna: Are you mad?

Shane: no m embarrassed stying in hotel 10 mls away iz not how i imagined it @ all tbh – itz kind of torture

Edna: Ohhh! That’s so sweet. You shouldn’t be embarrassed. I’m touched.

Shane: ur mom prob thinks m n idiot

Edna: My mom thinks everyone is an idiot. She’s a softy. She’ll warm up to you.

Shane: k so...?

Edna: ?

Shane: any chance me coming over after ur mom goes to bed n we can hang for a little? just u n me?

Edna: THAT is NOT a good idea. She’d KILL me if she found out. She might even call the police.

Shane: yeah no NOT b good 4 me no 5-O

Edna: 😊

Shane: wht time iz breakfast?

Edna: Technically we never eat breakfast together. It’s kind of fend for yourself around here but I’m pretty sure Mom has something else in mind for tomorrow. She was thinking about 9:00? You can get here earlier if you want. I’ll be up around 8:00. We could probably have some time just to talk and chill then.

Shane: kewl ill text u when up

Edna: Good night Shane! Thank you so much for coming all this way to spend my birthday with me!!!

Shane: my pleaz-ur! nite!

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